KORPENS IF Super League Rap Press Releas
Yo, listen up! It's game time!
Korpens IF, we takin' over,
Second on the table but we're comin' bolder.
Rya Fc might be sittin' at the top,
But we're gunnin' for the crown, they ain't never gonna stop us, nah!
52 goals, we lightin' up the net,
Choppa5's next, yeah, you can place that bet!
They got 30 goals against, no chance they can cope,
We're here to school 'em, send 'em packin', no hope.
Danilo Sena, hold it down between the sticks,
Half-injured but he's still pullin' crazy tricks!
Felix Wallman's up, feelin' 19 fresh,
Grabs the crosses like a boss, yeah, you know he's the best!
Maurice Hofvander, all-round beast,
From defense to attack, he brings that feast.
Albin Mölleborg, fire in his feet,
Long shots crack, knock you off your seat!
Marcus Kerscher, fresh from trainin', feel that drive,
His heart beats for Korpens IF, keeps our spirit alive!
Karl-Johan Delborn, he's back and he's fit,
Shots like cannons, defenders, better quit!
Let's talk Jimmy Norlin, on the list to transfer,
But his free kicks? Yo, that's pure master!
Bill Enqvist, another transfer-listed pro,
But still whippin' balls, steady with the flow.
Henning Buhr got that power in the middle,
Tough in the tackles, makes them forwards wiggle.
Elliot Tinnerstedt, he's a legend for real,
Mood's on point, no stoppin' his zeal!
Up top, we got James Bond, legend in the game,
This season's his last, but he's ice in his veins.
Billy Rosebotham, cool as ice,
With them PKs, you know he don't think twice!
And let's not forget Petter Garbo,
Intelligent moves, football Picasso.
Shots flyin' like rockets, top bins, no sweat,
Choppa5? Nah, they ain't ready yet!
Now a lil' message for the league, yo:
Kolayspor, y'all got a -1 goal diff,
You ain't even in the race, man, you barely exist!
Fc Challan, tryin' to challenge with your weak stats,
We'll put six past you, y'all can't handle that!
Nynäshamns IF, stuck in the middle,
No offense, no defense, you're barely a riddle.
Cuadro Nacional, 0 wins to your name,
You're just takin' up space, man, quit the game!
And Rya Fc, thinkin' you're the king,
But we're right on your tail, here to steal that bling!
This Sunday, Choppa5's goin' down,
At 11:30, we'll take that crown.
KORPENS IF, we comin' for that throne,
Super League champs? Soon we'll be known!
Korpens IF, out!
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